As we all have been witnessing over the last month, our Congressman have been listening to our collective voices. The obsolete mules, also known as the DEA, have had a lot of pressure on them to not ban Kratom. It seems to have worked for now. On Friday, September 30th, the obsolete mules were ready to make Kratom a Schedule I substance. Over 50 congressman submitted a letter to these drug warriors fighting in the name of Ronald Reagan to not make it illegal. It seems as if these cat turds actually did something good for a change.
So, here we are. It is being estimated that if there is a ban, it will go into effect next month or maybe at the end of the calendar year. What does this mean? Simple: More Kratom is coming to The Best In The Smoker’s World by Friday, October 7th.
A very limited amount of Kratom will be in. We will not hold any to the side. It’s the same as it was in September. We will not ship Kratom either. It’s first come, first serve and you must come into the store to purchase it. We will continue to do this until there is a word from the government.
Our fight isn’t done yet, ladies and gentleman. We must keep the pedal to the metal and stop these dog farts at the DEA once and for all. Kratom is not a drug. It’s a plant that has saved lives. The DEA and Big Pharma have sore anuses because customers like yourself reading this no longer buy their garbage prescription medicine. It’s the same with marijuana.
And why would we buy their garbage? That stuff is the crap that kills us. Not this. Kratom gets people off of addictive drugs.
Call our senators and congressman. Call the obsolete mules at the DEA who were born in dumpsters behind dog food buildings. If you do call the DEA, please do not be rude to them. For all we know, they will probably take it as a threat and show up at your doorstep within seconds of calling. Trust me, they have a history of harassing and scamming law abiding citizens. They can do whatever they want when they want, regardless of whether your actions were legal or not. They are a shoot first, ask questions later type of of agency.
Here is a link to all of those contacts:
Please understand that our congressman and senators are NOT the enemies. They are the ones helping us save Kratom. When you call them, please be nice to whomever is on the line. Refer to the link above for more information.
Let’s show those genital warts at the DEA that we aren’t going to put up with their crap anymore. And now, with our congressman and senators fighting with us, the DEA shall fade away and classify themselves as obsolete (OBSOLETE!).
It’s clobberin’ time.